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标题: 欠扁的脑筋急转弯！！！！ [打印本页]

作者: we176 时间: 2005-12-7 18:07
标题: 欠扁的脑筋急转弯！！！！
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> 提问：茉莉花、太阳花、玫瑰花哪一朵花最没力？<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　回答：茉莉花。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　原因：好一朵美丽<FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT>没力<FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT>的茉莉花。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR><BR></FONT>　　提问：猩猩最讨厌什么线？<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　回答：平行线。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　原因：平行线没有相交<FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT>香蕉<FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT>。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　<BR>　　提问：橡皮、老虎皮、狮子皮哪一个最不好？<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　回答：橡皮。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　原因：橡皮擦<FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT>橡皮差<FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT>。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　<BR>　　提问：布和纸怕什么？<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　回答：布怕一万，纸怕万一。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　原因：不<FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT>布<FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT>怕一万，只<FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT>纸<FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT>怕万一。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　<BR>　　提问：铅笔姓什么？<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　回答：萧。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　原因：削<FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT>萧<FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT>铅笔。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　<BR>　　提问：麒麟到了北极会变成什么？<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　回答：冰淇凌。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　原因：冰淇凌<FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT>冰麒麟<FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT>。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR><BR></FONT>　　提问：哪位历史人物最欠扁？<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　回答：苏武。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　原因：苏武牧羊北海边<FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT>被海扁<FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT>。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　<BR>　　提问：从<FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT>到<FONT face="Times New Roman">9</FONT>哪个数字最勤劳，哪个数字最懒惰？<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　回答：<FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT>懒惰；<FONT face="Times New Roman">2</FONT>勤劳。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　原因：一<FONT face="Times New Roman">(1)</FONT>不做二<FONT face="Times New Roman">(2)</FONT>不休。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　<BR>　　提问：怎样使麻雀安静下来？<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　回答：压它一下。<FONT face="Times New Roman"> <BR><BR></FONT>　　原因：鸦雀无声<FONT face="Times New Roman">(</FONT>压雀无声<FONT face="Times New Roman">)</FONT>。</P>

作者: 州州 时间: 2005-12-10 18:30
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作者: liaoyuan20 时间: 2005-12-10 19:40
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>有意思，支持一下</P>

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